But Fred Meyer, you are not worth the trouble. Costco, you haven't got what it takes. And Toddler Time... as if!?!?!
Play dates with friends don't even get it. It's not that I don't love my friends whose children entertain and are entertained by my children. I love my friends. But, it's a lot of work to put it on and then take it off at night before bed.
My husband gets it... on special occasions. Not on an average Tuesday, but special events or date night call for it. He says I don't need it... so cute, so naive.
There is one group of people though who may or may not get it. You throw me for a loop, you working Moms and friends of mine without children. You have it and so should I... I'm the weird one for leaving the house without it at all. I don't want you to think that Stay at Home Moms let themselves go... we just prioritize things differently, that's all.
So why would I do more for non-Moms and working Moms than Stay at Home Moms?
To or not to... MASCARA? That, in case you were wondering, is the question.