Ode to my smartphone

i am not at all up on technology.  i dont have anything that starts with an i and im not going to camp outside a fruit store to get one.  through a series of events too boring to post here i got a blackberry.  it seemed wise to me to go back to a simple calling plan but then we realized that i was grandfathered in to receive unlimited data.  unlimited.  4g unlimited.  so now i can blog while i feed samuel.  unfortunately, it took me until just now figured out how to punctuate (other than periods).  we'll have to see if i can figure out how to indent for new paragraphs.  i'm just so excited that i can now take nice 5 megapixel pictures, stream pandora, slingshot little birds, text hands-free, and use an e-reader.